then explain THIS
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
I’M SO UPSET WITH ART
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
helping others is always nice
also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene
so what did you guys do this weekend
i accidentally vacuumed up my sock and because i was too lazy to get it out of the vacuum cleaner i vacuumed up the other one too i think i reached a new low
There’s something intriguing, yet fundamentally wrong about watching chocolate bunnies melt.
wtf did I just watch
Yeah wtf why do I feel like Satan.
And that choco bunny was scary as shit to begin with.
I think I’ll end up with nightmares because of that.. but … WHY? Its CHOCOLATE. I mean like this is Watership Down for me all over again.
*wants to ride a wooly mammoth to Wawa* B)
Michael Crichton taught me that this is a very bad idea
Nah man that was only Dinosaurs. We’re cool with other prehistoric animals, like the Andrewsarchus
the first sabre toothed animal, Gorgonopsid
and my personal favourite, the 60- foot long predatory whale, Basilosaurus.
… Yeah I don’t think this is a good idea either…
shout out to IMDb for always reminding me where i recognise that actor from
Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)
people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS
I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE
is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk
milk is the only thing i have left
“sherlock 1800s au”
There’s a fantastic fic writer who’s quite prolific in this area. Sixty stories already! I don’t know if they’re doing any more. Their username is ‘Arthur_Conan_Doyle’ but you have to google their stuff. They don’t put it on ff.net or AO3 or anything like that. Real awesome period piece type stuff too. They get all the little details right. It’s amazing.
I will still be laughing about this in my grave